Welcome to Pyrite City
“Five metals. Four districts. One city.”
“Cinco metales. Cuatro distritos. Una ciudad.”
Pyrite City is the golden treasure of Southern Colorado. After the Mexican Retrocession ceded Pueblo to Mexico, this small prospector town became a booming border city. In just a few short decades it now boasts a population of over 50,000, a nationally-ranked university, and a large mining economy.
But with increased prosperity comes rising crime. The drug lord Mateo Chavez and his Cuchillo Cartel have terrorized the residents of this city for years…
Statistics
The Best Things About Pyrite City
2
Michelin City Stars
“A rating from a tire company is good enough for us.”
50+
Thousand residents
“Our gang battles put the boom in boomtown!”
15+
Amazing PreK-12 Schools
“Here, your kids learn all about oppression and privilege in a welcoming atmosphere.”
17
Psychedelic Dispensaries
“What? Why would you want to escape the reality of our lovely city?”
125
Restaurants
“Not even counting our wonderful food trucks and soup kitchens.”
#1
Colorado Growth City of 2050
“We’re better than everywhere else in Colorado, which isn’t saying much!”